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  • Kathy Morningside:

    New Jersey, as you know, there are many who consider the Miss United States Pageant to be outdated and anti-feminist. What would you say to them?

  • Gracie Hart:

    Well, I would have to say - I used to be one of them. And then I came here and I realized that these women are smart, terrific people who are just trying to make a difference in the world. And we've become really good friends. I mean, I know we all secretly hope the other one will trip and fall on her face, and - wait a minute, I've already done that! And for me this experience has been one of the most rewarding and liberating experiences of my life.

  • [audience applauds]

  • Victor Melling:

    My God, I did it!

  • Gracie Hart:

    And if anyone, anyone - tries to hurt one of my new friends, I would take them out. I would make them suffer so much that they'd wish they were never born. And if they ran, I would hunt them down. Thank you, Kathy.

  • Victor Melling:

    A brief shining moment, and then that mouth!

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    Im Yours l

  • Artist

    l The Script

"I may not have the softest touch, I may not say the words as such. And though I may not look like much … I’m yours.  And though my edges may be rough, I never feel I’m quite enough. It may not seem like very much but I’m yours … You healed these scars over time, embraced my soul, you loved my mind. You’re the only angel in my life …"

bellapaige88 asked:

What happened in Budapest ... I have a theory that Natasha remembers a kickass mission were you both almost died, but won and Clint remembers the 3 days of sex you had to celebrate


Well, you’re not wrong it was defiantly kickass. Except, I saved Tasha from a evil master mind with major self esteem issues, sad really. I practically saved the day. As for the 3 days of celebratory sex. That is none of your business. I will say though it was awesome and totally happened. All of it.

Natasha: That’s classified


All of Me - CHAPTER 48

Dwight’s Office - 08:13 am

Clint, Natasha and Maria were seated on the couch just off from the door as they all looking at the Director. The three were curious to why their boss had called them into Dwight’s office for a private meeting only a few minutes ago.

Nick was looking at the three younger agents sitting before him. He had been thinking long and hard about his decision since meeting the five year old last night. He just hoped that these three understand his reasoning behind it. “I’ve asked the three of you in here to discuss young Lily’s future placement,” he voiced, pragmatic.

Clint and Natasha turned their gazes on one another, confusion etched across their faces. Why are we here? was a shared thought between them.

“I actually wanted to talk to you about that, Uncle Nick,” Maria expressed with assertiveness. She knew that she still had to discuss it with her girlfriend, but didn’t want to bring up the subject until she cleared it with the Director. “I wanna adopt Lily.”

Nick inhaled a sharp breath when he heard his great nieces proclamation. He knew that the young agent had a big heart and had grown a quick attachment to the child. “I had a feeling that you were gonna say that,” he said. “But I think it would be best if Clint and Natasha became Lily’s legal protective guardians,” he voiced, earnestly.

“What?” the three agents exclaimed, collectively.  

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